2007

It is the new year

I am down with cholera.

Symptoms
; vomiting,diarrhea,fever,leg cramp

I have everything except the leg cramp part. What a time to get it. Super uncomfortable. 1st time in my life i kena so many sickness together.
1st time i eat Poh Chai Yuen.
1st time i celebrate New Year in UK
1st time grow my hair sooooo long...i wont take any pics of myself anymore...hair 2 long d..ahaha


Anyway new year countdown was quite good....fireworks were heard going off from distances everywhere. Didn't know which direction to look. Besides that nothing much.

I've been to the Casino here in Birmingham. It was quite small...not those Las Vegas super big type of course. There were a few tables for poker,blackjack,roulette,mahjong and a few of those slot machines which i think its quite impossible to win at.

Being a 1st timer to a casino i decided to scout around abit 1st before placing my 1st bet. I went to the Blackjack table and begin to analyse the dealer and the probability of winning. They use 6 decks to play Blackjack so that means the odds of getting a 10 and above card super high. So usually if ppl get 12 or above they usually stand. Stand at 12 u know!. The rules is the dealer have to stand above 16. Everyone else can stand at any number they want but.......dealer somehow super fake...always cannot pao. Anyway i tried my luck and exchanged my 10pound note for those yellow chips. Placed my 1st bet on the 2nd box player. I didn't play bymyself. Bet on other ppl. The delaer opens the 1st box player card..............A...........ARGH!....why didn't i place my bet on the 1st box fella...regret...then open my 2nd box.....................Q...........not bad also leh...so etc etc then dealer open his card i forgot what he got d......
THen the 2nd card for the 1st box player....dealer open....get 7....AHAHA! A's + 7...noob card..luckily i nvr bet. Then open my 2nd box 1.....get 10!!! leng yeah...10 + Q = 20...so quite high. Then dealer open his card.....3cards 16points........dealer have 2 open 1 more card remember...coz cant stand at 16...so what u think? u think PC (pao 7) or what?..

I super kanchiong that time...summore minimum bet is 2pounds..i bet 2pounds...super siong...for me la..ahaha...RM14 u know.

I look at the dealer's nametag..his name was James. Kwai lo fella. I still remember his name till today coz his name ez 2 remember and he's not very ugly not very handsome also..just your average joe. So he open his card like Chow Yun Fatt in God of Gamblers...fooiyo so yeng in the end he get 6!!!.......WAH!!! 21!!!! super FAKE!!!.....

ahaha 16 + 6 = 22.......my brain not working correctly that time so i thought i lose..then eh..he give me summore chips...then i look properly only i knew i won...noobnya me. Since that time i have been on a winning spree...i bet like no 1's business....i bet like i have all the money in the world....i bet SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Many times that even i cant remember how many times i bet.

In the end......

My Casino Gambling Stats,

Total Bets Placed: 3
Type of Game Played: Blackjack
Total Loss/Profit: +6pounds, means profit


So after playing 3 rounds i decided to stop. It lasted for quite a long time. About 2min altogether. After that i just walk around and look at how other ppl play. I am now a seasoned casino pro. I shall give some tips for those highrollers out there who wish to try their luck at their local "mahkei" or casino outlet. Your goal is to challenge those in Las Vegas..or play like James Bond..poker.

Tips for future pro's,

1. Stop when ur winning
2. Bet what u can afford to lose
3. Dont get addicted
4. Treat a small loss as a win.

4th tip was from my friend who learned from this old lady in the casino...she told him in cantonese "tong sai shuee yang" treat small loss as a win. The reason to it is so that u wont bet again to try 2 recover your losses.

I wont go to the casino in a long time coz i scared d.

GTG!