Smoking

Stop smoking ppl! why smoke why...waste money...pollute environment...reduce lifespan of ppl around u and urself....reduced stamina.




I have invited a few empty boxes of cigarettes to give a talk. They will give over the top A class tips on current smokers and what they should do.












INTRODUCING

from left: MR Marlboro (A), Mayfair and Mr Marlboro (B)

MR Marlboro (A) will give his speach 1st.

MR Marlboro(A): To all those smokers out there. Did you know that smoking may reduce the blood flow and causes impotence? I guess NOT! thats why i'm here. So let me tell you my way of getting rid of smoking once and for all....i know all smokers say that they already/going to/has/have stopped but in reality they arent. So here's an OVER THE TOP A CLASS TIP to help reduce ur smoking...if not stop it once and for all. You should.....drink more Bailey's...Irish Cream. As you can see from the pic above. The size of a baileys and cigarrete box is about the same....opting for a Mini Baileys instead of a cigarrete box is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy better...and it fits in ur pocket like d box as well.....how GREAT IS THAT!?

NEXT UP...MAYFAIR

MAYFAIR: I am very fair when it comes to judging things. Anyway....did you know that smoking when pregnant harms your baby? NO YOU DONT! thats why i'm here. Guys guys...you think your smoking will not harm that little baby inside ur whoever girls stomach but actually it does! lemme explain....1st you inhale the smoke and exhale the smoke...the wind blows north at a speed of 10kmph which spontaneously brings it towards the closest pregnant female and the pregnant female will inhale that 10kmph smoke which goes down here throat at a speed of 11kmph due to peristalsis which in turn goes into her healthy unsmoked lungs which is now smoked due to the smoke and the blood will carry the dangerous toxic of the smoke and coherently feeds it to the baby living down below. Is that fair towards the baby you tell me? no i dont think its fair. Thats all for now....GTG....ur good friend..Mayfair. Oh wait i forgot to tell you what to do to help you stop smoking. Play more bottlecaps. It helps hand and eye coordination. It also helps the brain to solve impossible types of bottlecap shots.

NEXT UP: MR MARLBORO (B)

MR MARLBORO (B) : Hi. Did you know that smoking causes fatal lung cancer? of course you do...its so well publicized already. I'll cut to the chase. Stop smoking. Eat more banana's that will help you. A banana is much bigger than a cigarrete so just stick it in ur mouth instead of a cigarrete next time. The bright yellow of the banana will attract attention from ppl. It is a win-win situation as you get to stop smoking and as a bonus you get attention as well. As the saying goes....2 banana's a day keeps smoking away. This technic will work only after a month of eating 2 banana's a day for 1 month. For those who wish to stop INSTANTLY there is also a solution. It will be reviewed at the end of this blog post which is a loooooong way more to go. Remember to check it out. That is all....thank you very much.

Audience: (standing ovation specifically for banana technic)

End of blog post...........

SECRET TECHNIC REVEALED

Instead of 2 banana's a day..try...10 banana's a day. Worth a try..there's nothing 2 lose. Its not tested before. So pls comment on effectiveness of technic shared.

sry i'm too bored...nothing 2 do. Just live with the post.