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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

MU vs EUROXI

My 1st football match watched in UK will not be an EPL,FA Cup,League Cup or any other league matches but a once in a lifetime exhibition match between Manchester United and Europe's 11.





Europe's 11 lineup is not confirmed yet but here are some players that might feature.
David Beckham is a confirmed lineup though to attract some 'people' just to see him....usually girls.


Invitation has been sent out to a number of well known players and they are....

Team EuroXI Coach: Marcello Lippi

Players:

Steven Gerrard

Jamie Carragher

Gianluigi Buffon

Cannavaro

Gattuso

Pirlo

Del Piero

Zambrotta

Ronaldinho

Deco

Puyol

Lahm

Kaka

Eto'o



To my dissapointment as an Arsenal fan....the best of the best, the magnifico Thierry Henry will not be available due to clash in timetable.

Chelsea and Arsenal players won't be available due to match clashes.


Match prediction by me
EuroXI trash MU..........4-0. David Beckham red card

Saturday, February 24, 2007

CNY Performance 2007 Lancaster

It was a Friday where everypone will be free after classes but for me its one thing after another. Woke up at 9am. Breakfast, lecture at 10, came back lunch, study till 4 (had a rehearsal in between as well....), exam 5-6pm, rush rehearsal for cny performance, 8pm CNY show starts, 9:30pm...its show time...






Studying during rehearsal time. I was early...actually i was on time. The others were late. I realised we malaysians arent so 'tak apa' attitude. China ppl always not on time.
















Other group performances preparing their set.












This is the Backdoor Stage pass ticket. It's a sticker
















Last minute briefing bout where to walk, where 2 get off etc etc












Rehearsal time! Since i couldnt take pics during the ACTUAL thing itself i better get a few pics here 1st. This is how it will look up on stage.










More briefing due to some wardrobe malfunction aka LALA!














This all happened from 1-2pm and my exam was at 5! So after settling my part i rushed to the library 300m away. Slinging my sling bag around my shoulders i hurried towards the library. I ran and ran as fast as my legs could take me. No sweat poured down as the cold and dry wind prevents this. After hurdling over bushes, zig-zagging through pillars and maneuvering through massive traffic jam of people i finally arrived at the Lancaster University library.



A workout like that is great for the growing mind and in my case....to stimulate myself for the exam later. My favourite study place in the library is at the top floor as there is this square where you can see everyone from the top as the whole thing is made of glass. Climbed the flight of stairs, Lvl 1, Lvl2, Lvl3, Lvl4....wait...max only Lvl3. So got off at Lvl3, only to be dissapointed as my favourite seat is occupied by 2 loving couples. ARGH! had to adapt to another place. Sat down to study looking back to check at MY ex-seat which i had been bonding with for the past 5months. I think if a dog sniffs that chair it'll recognise its me straight away. I farted about 5 times seating on that chair. AHA! NO just joking. I farted 10times. No! who in the world counts their farts and to be honest i dont remember the last time i last farted...do you? ANYWAY....... it looked like the couple wouldnt be leaving anytime soon as the water bottles they brought were still full and they were still at page 1 of their stapled notes....no i'm not stalking them..its just obvious.



Looking at my impressive 5page non stapled self written notes i did from summarizing all those long reading, i started to wonder off into thinking about other things. I started thinking what i should do after this, what to eat tonight, what to cook, relationships..... kciked myself out of it and started studying properly.



The time was 4:30pm. Spent approximately 2hours++ in the library already. 30min more to exam. I was still in the library. Looking back once again to check on MY seat and to my delight it was VACANT! but i didn't move....i've already bonded with my new seat or perhaps actually i was lazy. Ahaha! <<<<<( this kinda AHAHA laughters are for you guys who cant laugh...like in comedies somehow you can hear ppl laughing coming form the show itself...Example: Mr Bean...got ppl laugh as like they need to guide you to show you ur suppose to laugh at that part).



Bumped into good old buddy Stan the french fella if you still remember him and he had this bright idea of getting Red Bull to boost our minds before the exam. I couldnt study anymore gotta rest to prepare myself so followed him to get a Red Bull. Got to our local Spar and snatched 2 red bull off the shelf and paid 4 it. Its been quite sometime since i've drank drinks like this. The last time i drank was a Livita back in Malaysia i think. Anyway, opened the tab and started drinking. As i was about to take my 1st sip...Stan threw his can away. I asked him why did he do that. He said "aren't trash suppose to go into the bin?". After awhile i noticed that he had already finished his redbull. CRAP...i'm about to take my exam and my mind is freezing up now. So...drank my red bull...and it was time to go to the exam hall. 4:50pm. Reached exam hall, took all my stationaries, sat down and waited (question papers were already on desk). Just waiting for the permission to start. 4.59....5pm...START. I started writing...and after awhile the examiner asked everyone to put down their pens. It seems it was already 6pm. Time really flies these days. Looking at my 5pages stapled answer papers i was satisfied. Sweet satisfaction when you know your stuff. It seems that Redbull really does work i think. That's what they want you to think so that they can make more money. I guess they're succesful.



6pm, TIME FOR CNY PERFORMANCE!!!! show starts at 7:30pm but it REALLY starts at 8pm...hehe. Rushed back to my room to collect my clothes by taking my time walking. Rushed to the Great Hall (it really is named Great Hall) but its not that great. It was Okay. Maybe it was Great back 40yrs ago when this uni was established but now not so great anymore.



Arrived at the Great Hall. Whipped out my special backstage pass and headed toward backstage where i got changed in the male changing room. It wasnt really a changing room but it was something like the underground room to keep tables and chairs to be used during exams in the hall.







to those i havent wished.....GONG HEY FATT CHOY!


Bright yellow the imperial colour during the good old OLD days. During those times if i wore this i'll look like the King. After a few hundred years later and if i wore this outside now i'll look like those waiter's in a chinese restaurant. (I'll serve you during yamcha. Encik/Cik mao minum apa? ada teh cina saja)





My Hong Kong friend. Alan. In cantonese Ah Lon Chai. His costume looks more indian than chinese dont you think so?. They say some parts of China wear like this...probably the Indian part of China. Indian Town...like Chinatown in UK. (its actually more towards the mongolian side if you wanted to know the real facts.)




Tiger kungfu vs Snake kungfu. I wasnt ready with my tiger stance yet.



I didnt take pics with others as i didnt have the time but others have pics..i'll post it when i get them next time. While i was busy playing around with other dressed up oldies ppl. The situation outside...




The entrance. It was totally empty. Just the organisers. It was already 7:35pm.



I was surprised as there should be AT LEAST 1 person right? nobody turned up...after all the preparations...we were preparing for this???..this cannot be happening. I decided to take a look outside the not so cold as last month weather outside the building itself.




AND GUESS WHAT. SOME FREAKING JABRO LOCKED THE DOORS OUTSIDE. It was those BIG GIANT GLASS doors. THe organisers and everyone else were busy preparing things and stuff inside the hall that none of them came out to look...lol. So there was i standing in the middle facing the GIANT glass doors and outside.....FREAAKKKKING ALOT OF PPL were staring back at me. I heard them banging the door wanting to come in.. i was thinking to myself..."wah cny performance only wei...so serious for what". I unlocked the doors.


On 1st floor taking pics of the ppl down below. Surprisingly alot of kwai lo's turned up as there were gonna be a kungfu performance.




MC's for the day.






squeezed through the ppl and got back to the entrance where it was heavily guarded by officials to prevent hooligans from entering.




People just kept coming.




and coming.




NOW I SHALL TEACH YOU SOMETHING.

HOW TO EAT/USE FORTUNE COOKIES.






Got a fortune cookie..hehe. 1st...get a fortune cookie and hold it in your hand like this.







2nd: Eat half of it to reveal the paper inside


3rd: Take the paper out and read it for your fortune.

Mine says : You will have a promising future.

as if i dont know that. At least tell me what's my wife's name in the future or something like that then more helpful right. It's like telling me things like eat alot and you will be full, drink alot and you will not be thirsty, when you run you do not walk, sleep when you feel sleepy. I was hoping more of something like....words of wisdom ...."Confuscious say, You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. By failing to plan, you plan to fail. Procrastination is the thief of time"

I dont think confuscious said those but gotta make it more chinese right...ahaha.

There is a video of the fashion show i know because i saw them taping it. I'm still trying to get a copy of it. I'll post it up when i do get it. So just watch it next time. I havent even seen it myself yet. TO BE CONTINUED.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Survey

WARNING: Viewers discretion advised. Pictures may contain gay or offensive for some especially those depicted. If you are in the following name list please refrain from reading on. Thank you


Name List:
MR M
MR N
MR J
MR JS
MR SJ
MS SV
MR WS & HH






I asked around the neighbourhood for some feedback about my blog. Here's a few comments i got.





1st of all i asked Mr Mango.

Me: eh so hows the blog?
Mr Mang: ur blog ar?
Me: yeah my blog.





Mr Mang: Damn boring, i read also i wanna Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Mr Mango was already in Fruity Dreamland in the pic with Ms Strawberry and Ms Durian which has BO)






Next i asked Mr Nicky. He says he loves it like he loves futsal at 1st. But he's fickle minded cant make up his mind. He likes to follow Mr Mango decisions.






Later he found out what Mr Mango said and he told me the same thing.


Mr Nicky: wah damn boring, read until wanna Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(in the pic Mr Nicky currently in Pb dreamland, i dont know whats overthere)




Next i asked Mr Jinjin. Mr Jinjin says he likes the blog like he likes 1 liter of 20c normal water. He said he'll treat me to RM20 of 20c normal water when i'm back next time. HOLY CRAP that's like 100liter's of water. What a NICE friend.




Guess who i asked next. You wouldnt be able to guess it.






Its Mr JS. Yup







Mr JS giving a thumbs up. He JS'ed .....no..no...he says blogging is like working out. Working out mentally so our brain will be strong.












Next Mr Joule. He says it feels good, nuff said.










As the blog was a threat towards rising star sv she retaliated.

SV: u know what i think about ur blog
Me: what?
SV: ur blog can go up my @$$.......eh...no no its quite clean there..........ur blog can go up Ashley's nose







Overall it was rated 8/10 then popularity declined dramatically and now its standing at an average of 5/10. It still earned me thumbs up from regular readers. So here they are give a round of applause for the 2 guys who thinks my blog is too HOT for them that they have to pose under an Air-Con. Yeah air conditioner air-con.....









Definitely too hot for the guy on the left as he has to undress himself as well. Actually you can see that the guy on the right is actually giving a thumbs up for the air con itself not to my blog. so actually its not a 2 thumbs up....1 thumb up only. Ratings going down again.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Time........

Time....something which cannot be altered and keeps going ahead never turning back.
This year, 2007 marks the 20th year of existence in this world for most of my friends and most of you who'll be reading this if not then..whatever. About 8-10 yrs ago the digital camera was invented replacing the troublesome normal camera where you would have to take pics without knowing what it looks like till you send it to the shop to get it developed. It cost a bomb to own 1 those time and a few years later when the price dropped my family got 1 of our very own digital camera which is the 1 that i'm currently using NOW and its starting to fall apart. Here are a few classic oldies pics taken.




2003: A regular as my MSN picture during high school



2004: High school days....why did i bring a camera to school? i think this was for the Moral project. Ahaha those fake doing good deeds pics.





2004: New MSN pic which replaced the old 1.





2005: Taylor's College time. Prom. Went through alot this year.





2006: MG mid term Trip Jeram Besu 2006, guys holiday out. Now i know why MG makes so many guys only trip. Coz around girls they cant show their gayness but on trips when everyone are guys.............all gay breaks lose. This trip specifically organised to get rid of gayness among the majority in MG, i'm the minority.






2006: Trip success. Now majority not gay, i'm in the majority.

Can someone guess what ALL these pics have in common?

1.They have me in it? yeah

2. I dont smile much in the pics? yeah

3. I look like a piece of crap jabroni? yeah

i'll tell you the reasons to the questions n answers.

1. Coz this is my blog.

2. Coz if you've noticed ..i just got a haircut when i took these pics. Its always such as when i have a haircut there'll be a picture taken soon after. Especially for school class pictures. For guys i think...the worst time is when they JUST had a haircut....2-3 weeks after that is about the best and in these pics its still around the 1st week of the cut.

3. Coz of haircut = not happy = nvr smile = not nice

After reading this part again it seems like i'm really vain. No no no its just that i havent blogged for a long time so i'm just getting those small things out of my head.

Lemme post a few rules about me blogging for you guys to understand:

1. Dont judge me based on my blog.

2. There are interesting things which happens as well and i think it will be much more interesting to tell it rather than blog about it.

3. I dont do this for ppl to get to know me or get to know me better if you're already my friend.

4. My materials are all ori aka genuine. No plagiarism if it sounds like other blogs/site...etc etc then.....nvr mind ahaha.

5. Blogging takes effort and only start creating a blog if you're rdy to update it at least once a week minimum. Not like me. Started off with posts nearly everyday and slowing down till now probably 3weeks 1 post. Which happens to most bloggers. Soon it'll be a dead blog and get deleted. For the future forecast about this blog. I dont think it'll be getting deleted soon. Probably in July 2007.

Well...it is time for me to sleep now. Before that, tips for time wasting type of ppl who likes to waste time.

1. Do something

2. Dunno what to do? Create a blog n blog about urself that you dont have anything to do.

3. Nothing to do? Go do some good deeds in public. 1 day when i'm back i'm gonna buy a McD Big Mac and drive around and give it to any homeless fella i see. If everyone rich d has their own home then i'll eat the bigmac..see win-win situation.

4. If you feel sleepy, go to sleep. Dont waste precious sleeping time by staying awake. It'll help in the long run

5. I think you guys dont have anything else better to do because ur already reading this blog which is erm...not to say waste of time...but...quite waste of time in some sense..aha.

ok i'm sleepy now. bye..sleep

Friday, February 02, 2007

RECAP

I'M BACK. It's a bright sunny clear blue sky friday afternoon and i'm here sitting in front of the com blogging. As usual football at 5pm on friday's. It was the same thing back in Malaysia as well. Futsal at 4pm. So while waiting until 5pm i'll just chill abit. Anyway here's a recap on what i've done the past few weeks.




*Started playing squash where i found out its super tiring compared to sports i usually play like football and badminton.

*Signed up for Bungee Jumping which is the biggest decision i made this year. My heart is still pumping hard even after i registered a few hours ago. JUMP DATE: March 4th....180ft high up. Legs tied...held up by a crane. The jump will only last appromixately 10-20sec and it will be remembered for life.

*Everyone i asked about Malaysia says that it is a very nice place. Haven't met anyone which says its ok yet.

*Found out that Heng Joon'll be here in March/April. All i know is that his plans aren't confirmed...i dont know what he's gonna do as well. Awaiting confirmation from Fabian to come over during easter to meet up..thats all.