WHOA! MORE LUCK!

LUCK IS BACK! but this time...............its genuine for sure.








It was a bright and sunny day. I was about to get some breakfast when i stumbled upon a piece of paper on my bedroom floor. I thought it was trash so i proceeded to pick it up and surprisingly it was a lottery ticket. It comes in 3's if you buy lotteries here most of the time. I probably got this from my Fresher's Fair a few days ago when all the freebie's were being given away. I guess this company decided to promote their's by giving out lottery tickets.





It was those scratch cards. So basically the rules are simple. Scratch and if you get 2 or 3 identical pictures you WIN!..of course if you get 3 identical then you win the mega ultra big prizes. Here's how it looks like.









3 Scratch Cards.

As you can see from this picture, the top prize is 1million pounds CASH! if i get 3 identical symbols that is. 2 Identical symbols gets you something else....read it for yourself in the pic about what prizes there are. So 1st lottery ticket............no identical symbol......LOSE.

2nd Scratch Card. As you can see......2 identical symbols!!! WOO HOO! 2 dog picture! What did i win? ....i won the Digital Camera! Dont know what brand it is yet. They just told me its a digital camera. So 2nd scratch card = WIN! wahhaha i havent been so lucky before. I didnt even spend a single penny on this scratch card.

1 more scratch card.........LOSE/WIN?

How many indentical symbols? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 IDENTICAL PICTURES!!!!!!!

Tell you what guys. The 1million pounds will be used to spend all and i mean ALL of you whoever that reads this blog. Just drop me a message. 1million pounds = RM 7MILLION!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

UNFORTUNATELY.........ARGHHHHHHH i didnt win the 1million pounds.....i won the Holiday 1 week in Italy for 2....all expenses paid for. ARGH this is the worst prize among those in the list as i cant use this prize properly. Dont have anyone to go with. I've already told my parents bout this and i willingly donated this 2 tickets to them....haihz.....wasted.

signing out, SEAN

Luck luck luck

Check this out....read the letter....

if only that was true...... i'm definitely 100% sure i didnt apply for anything... so that's definitely not true. Cannot be. If thats true. I can stop studying now and retire. Dont even have to work for the rest of my life. I can even support a few of you guys out there for the rest of your life.

Oh yeah btw that letter confirm fake conman stuff. There's another letter accompanying it but i didnt scan it up coz nothing much to see there. They asked for my bank account number and ontop of that i had to pay them 1% for administration/service/ etc etc whatever charge they wanted to charge for. The letter itself was quite suspishes as the stamp was from Spain. Those mamasita latino heat fella's wanna con me now.......NO WAY MAN!. I nearly fell for it cause it looked so real...well from the com now it doesnt look real at all... but in real life.....probably i was disillusioned by those huge astronomical figures. The moment i read that part....i was already dreaming of my millionaire future lifestyle hanging out on the island i just bought....aka Sinagpore, together with my friends that are being my friends only because of my money. I think Langkawi would be a more realistic dream. Anyway its all fake fake fake.......i didnt reply or do anything. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE........................i hope. If its real...i am soooooooooo dooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed. GG. SO SICK. After reading the paper again....its only 800k euros....cant buy langkawi or any island.

Say no to alcohol

What happens when you get drunk among MG.


MR X the victim is fully aware that a video is made about him. Video not made by me. I'm just a publisher

The Journey Begins...............again

After arriving for a day, I am still exhausted due to the trip back here. Why am i tired you say? Is my body a noob for not recovering fast enough? Did i drink enough water? Did i have enough sleep?

Well the right question to ask me 1st of all is.................How did i get tired?

The main reason you would have guessed would be having not enough sleep........well...having not enough sleep is the the akibat of the main reason i am about to tell you about.


FOR THOSE WHO LOVE TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH

For those who love to beat around the bush please read this paragraph right here after this exclamation markS !!!!! It was a lovely trip from KL > Dubai where i got a lovely front row seat which means i had LOADS of leg space. To top that off i had a friend sitting next to me (Jiapin) and the seat on my right was empty, it also meant that i had 2 seats all for myself (oh SOO SICK!). Then we arrived at Dubai. Oh btw i lost my belt at the Dubai airpot. Had to take it off at the X-ray scanner thing and this blur chump just forgotten to put his belt on again (oh plumbumnya!). So without realising that his belt was missing he and jiapin went to visit Ms Ashley at Starbucks Dubai. Notoriously known for her fetish in pink colour we scouted the place for people in pink, and as expected there she is in pink. Seated on a wooden round uncomfortable chair like the 1 i have at my house where guests sit at to play poker. She was on her laptop and she was chatting with Slame Joule. So we sat down and bla bla bla..lets skip this part. It was 7:55am! time to board my plane to Manchester. So off i went towards the terminal gate. I had to endure another 6hours before i arrived in UK again. So i was hoping for the best possible situation that could've happened.

Positive thinking

- Good situation = Go in....somehow the ticket checkin fella made a mistake and now i'm in 1st class. Air stewardess layan me more than other passengers. Sit next to super chun girl thats going to lancaster (oh what a coincidence!). Nothing much could've happened on a plane...so lets not dream too much.





- Negative situation but still positive thinking = Go in.....nothing special happens....just normal...everything normal....average.....average like your average joule......i mean joe.





Negative thinking

- Good situation but negative thinking = Everything average. Bags ontop drops on me occasionally injuring me but not enough to get me angry. Air stewardess spills drinks/food on me but those food/drinks not mine...luckily.



- Bad situation = KKK the worst of the worst is.............GO IN....PLANE EXPLODE.



Thats why i have to make another type of bad situation type....



- Bad but not as bad as that plane explode/crash scenario = Most of you would've guessed it already. Oh yeah btw...this was what i experienced. Went in...everything normal. My seat was 9B. It is still fresh in my mind like it just happened yesterday.......actually it did happened yesterday. So seat number 9 is actually quite good coz u get to seat near the front entrance and that means you can get out earlier when the plane lands. It was not long till all my positive thinking dreams were all dashed for i was about to sit between 2 things.....i mean....2 fat ladies.....no no i didnt mean fat....i meant >FAT<>

Here a picture to better illustrate what i mean.

The middle one is non other than me. So yeah i tried to sleep but everytime 1 of them moves it disturbs me. For the whole 6hours their erm..i try not to use the word fat but there's no other word that i can find to replace it besides the word lard but i think then fat would be abit more polite. Lets try using the word lard now. So yeah for the whole 6hours their lard was in contact with my left n right body the whole time. OH MY how did i endure that you say? It was quite a miracle i survived through that. Thank you everyone for supporting me if not i wouldn;t have gone through this obstacle without everyone back home!

FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT

SAT BETWEEN 2 FAT LADIES.





No pictures taken yet so far since i arrived. Will post some next time i hope. 1st party since arrivng back here coming up this Wednesday. Chinese society party...so expect to see pics!

There and back again by me SEAN.

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