Video 1...

This is Ben my next door neighbour. Did this video while waiting for my food to cook and also while Ben was cooking his spaghetti. He's trying to be gay here. He doesn't speak like that usually..ahaha...just a peek of what i go through everyday. I think if i ask him those questions you guys suggested he'll just think that malaysians are weird..ahahaha.

Interview

PEOPLE PEOPLE listen up. I'm going to interview a kwai lo on my floor for fun about anything...on video. So suggest some questions for me to ask..or whatever you really wanted to know about them. My holidays ending already now all the kwai lo all coming back.

BIRMINGHAM

WARNING LONG POST.

Birmingham Report:

I was in Birmingham the last few days and i got to do quite a few things. It was not a very cheap trip as it cost me 30pounds return ticket to get to Birmingham. Arrived Birmingham by train and stayed at Adrian's place (college Adrian). 1st of all i visited the town for shopping!

BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET RAILWAY STATION





Afternoon view of the Cathedral in town





ROWS of shops



The pic says it all



Nice building for a bookshop




Stayed in town till night time. Actually not really night time..in this pic its only 4pm but as you can see its getting dark already.





Oh yeah before i continue, try to guess what we were going to have for dinner. Clue...we bought the ingredients from this market. Starting with letter "S" and ends with "T". S*******T.




Night view of the Cathedral




Just another pic of it



Dont know what building that is but looks weird enough to take a pic.




Somehow the bookshops here are decorated so nicely. Borders Bookshop.





On my way back






Its wet here ALL the time. On the way back for dinner!




Before we get to dinner i shall take you on a tour around the neighbourhood of where my friend stays.




Peaceful family type of neighbourhood with schools,cars,people,trees,roads



My friend's house is 1 of those on the right. City kind of house.





Now for the tour around my friend;s house. Here we go into a City House.



1st you walk through that door and you will find yourself standing at my camera position facing the door you just came through.




Turn 180 degrees around and you will see this, a small living room. We shall walk towards the back now.




A bachelor's kitchen. Now walk towards the back summore.





Behind there is the bachelor's toilet where no woman has ever ventured b4.





SO...time for dinner!!!!





SO guessed what i had for dinner already?
S*******T





the answer is...........





STEAMMEAT!!!!



Of course not Steammeat leh...its only a pizza. We had pizza's some other day..not on that special day. Just wanna show you all something. This is a Regular size pizza which is quite big.





BUT if compared to the 1st pizza......







HOLY MACARONI!!! left 1 is a large and the right 1 is a regular.




ok back to what i had for dinner that day...





we had sotong! this sotong's look so cute...



coz...see they hide inside the thing...the..head?..the..thing. The thing that protects their head incase anything unwanted happens.



See 1 of the sotong..i took the fella out from his house.



We had prawns as well!..woooo!





EYE TEST TIME!!! IF U FAIL THIS I THINK JUST GIVE UP UR DRIVING LICENSE
TRY 2 answer as fast as possible. There are 2 options. Just choose left/right













SPOT THE NOT




So got it??? If u pass...there's a 2nd 1 coming up...be prepared!



Spot the Not again alright....get ready.

















SPOT THE NOT!!!!

HAR! any1 kena trick here or not? the answer...both also NOT. 1 crab 1 prawn.Those kena trick 1 dont drive d.

END OF EYE TEST.

NOW COUNTING TEST!

COUNT THE NUMBER OF Crab sticks!

Who get this right..i say u keng...i put u up as my background straight away.

Unfortunately i dont think any1 can get it right coz there are still some crab sticks on this plate with the chicken.

AND...yeah! WE'RE HAVING STEAMBOAT!!!

And now i'm so lazy to update once again after a long update. Classes starting soon again. cya!

seASnASNEAN

2007

It is the new year

I am down with cholera.

Symptoms
; vomiting,diarrhea,fever,leg cramp

I have everything except the leg cramp part. What a time to get it. Super uncomfortable. 1st time in my life i kena so many sickness together.
1st time i eat Poh Chai Yuen.
1st time i celebrate New Year in UK
1st time grow my hair sooooo long...i wont take any pics of myself anymore...hair 2 long d..ahaha


Anyway new year countdown was quite good....fireworks were heard going off from distances everywhere. Didn't know which direction to look. Besides that nothing much.

I've been to the Casino here in Birmingham. It was quite small...not those Las Vegas super big type of course. There were a few tables for poker,blackjack,roulette,mahjong and a few of those slot machines which i think its quite impossible to win at.

Being a 1st timer to a casino i decided to scout around abit 1st before placing my 1st bet. I went to the Blackjack table and begin to analyse the dealer and the probability of winning. They use 6 decks to play Blackjack so that means the odds of getting a 10 and above card super high. So usually if ppl get 12 or above they usually stand. Stand at 12 u know!. The rules is the dealer have to stand above 16. Everyone else can stand at any number they want but.......dealer somehow super fake...always cannot pao. Anyway i tried my luck and exchanged my 10pound note for those yellow chips. Placed my 1st bet on the 2nd box player. I didn't play bymyself. Bet on other ppl. The delaer opens the 1st box player card..............A...........ARGH!....why didn't i place my bet on the 1st box fella...regret...then open my 2nd box.....................Q...........not bad also leh...so etc etc then dealer open his card i forgot what he got d......
THen the 2nd card for the 1st box player....dealer open....get 7....AHAHA! A's + 7...noob card..luckily i nvr bet. Then open my 2nd box 1.....get 10!!! leng yeah...10 + Q = 20...so quite high. Then dealer open his card.....3cards 16points........dealer have 2 open 1 more card remember...coz cant stand at 16...so what u think? u think PC (pao 7) or what?..

I super kanchiong that time...summore minimum bet is 2pounds..i bet 2pounds...super siong...for me la..ahaha...RM14 u know.

I look at the dealer's nametag..his name was James. Kwai lo fella. I still remember his name till today coz his name ez 2 remember and he's not very ugly not very handsome also..just your average joe. So he open his card like Chow Yun Fatt in God of Gamblers...fooiyo so yeng in the end he get 6!!!.......WAH!!! 21!!!! super FAKE!!!.....

ahaha 16 + 6 = 22.......my brain not working correctly that time so i thought i lose..then eh..he give me summore chips...then i look properly only i knew i won...noobnya me. Since that time i have been on a winning spree...i bet like no 1's business....i bet like i have all the money in the world....i bet SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Many times that even i cant remember how many times i bet.

In the end......

My Casino Gambling Stats,

Total Bets Placed: 3
Type of Game Played: Blackjack
Total Loss/Profit: +6pounds, means profit


So after playing 3 rounds i decided to stop. It lasted for quite a long time. About 2min altogether. After that i just walk around and look at how other ppl play. I am now a seasoned casino pro. I shall give some tips for those highrollers out there who wish to try their luck at their local "mahkei" or casino outlet. Your goal is to challenge those in Las Vegas..or play like James Bond..poker.

Tips for future pro's,

1. Stop when ur winning
2. Bet what u can afford to lose
3. Dont get addicted
4. Treat a small loss as a win.

4th tip was from my friend who learned from this old lady in the casino...she told him in cantonese "tong sai shuee yang" treat small loss as a win. The reason to it is so that u wont bet again to try 2 recover your losses.

I wont go to the casino in a long time coz i scared d.

GTG!